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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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VAGINA.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Yo mama is so fat she died

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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