A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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so the weather's nice...

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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