what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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just in time?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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