- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

its snowing on mount fuji

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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