Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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