Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Refrigerator

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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