- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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