- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

how may i help you

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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