Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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everybody loves raymond

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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