Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Gorden Brown.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

i have two hands.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Wright flyer

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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