Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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destiny

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Woman's Rights

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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