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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Who wants pizza crusts?

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair