- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

racism...deal with it!

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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