Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What can make you pee? Liquid

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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