- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

david what a baghead

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Bumsniffer

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I'm 4 and what is this?

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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