- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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