Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Womens Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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