- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

NEVER

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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