- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

This is not a joke

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

honest politician

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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