Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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