Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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