- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

A black man has a job.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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