Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I agree

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Anti Joke

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