- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

5 people are walking

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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