- Anti Joke

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head