What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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religion

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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