A man sat on a chair

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A man walked into a bar owch

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Waseem is a hard worker.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Fox News

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Jews

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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