- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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