- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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