- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Tough crowd tonight...

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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