What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

This sentence is a lie.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Asians

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

If you were a cactus, why?

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Choir.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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