- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Penis.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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