Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

troll----> hahaha---->

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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