Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A dyslexic blind man

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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xavier stop

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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The WNBA

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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