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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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