Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Knock, Knock ...

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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