An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Women

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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all jokes aside...

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Rebecca Black.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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