- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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