The Game.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

racism...deal with it!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

How do you make a car? You build it.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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