What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Face Hunter is scum

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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everybody loves raymond

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