What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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