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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Your wife died during the delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

everyone dislike this

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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