What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What comes after 23? 24.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Women's Rights

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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