Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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