knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

The WPGA tour

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

wots brown and smells like shite shite

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

im not food

A: Do you like it B: No

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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