Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Bags of delicious poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

God. God.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Yock

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops