What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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