Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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I work at jcpenny

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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I just drank a cola.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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