- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

7+5=12

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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