- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

no pun intended

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Sixty... eight

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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