- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What's white and gluey Glue

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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