- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

hi

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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