- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Diarrhea

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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