1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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