black people are white when i use night gogles

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Black...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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