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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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