Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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