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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

kennah campion... being nice

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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