Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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