A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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