- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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