Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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ur an fagit

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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I just drank a cola.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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