- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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