Life

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Your Mother

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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