- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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