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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

He--Hey guys

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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