- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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